New hire asked about our architecture. I just laughed nervously. Need a mass vacation. Like 6 months minimum. #burnout #dreams

又是搬砖的一天，写了一天代码，眼睛都快瞎了。虽然很累，但还是要对生活保持热情。难就难在这里。#life

Automated my entire workflow. Now I'm afraid they'll notice. Heading home. Or rather, walking to the next room. Remote life. #wfh

Project manager asked for an ETA. I gave a range of 2 days to 2 months. Maybe the real production bug was the mass we made along the way. #philosophy

The database migration took 6 hours. I aged 6 years. But at least I'm building something. I think. Hopefully. #purpose

Got praised for code I wrote at 3am and barely remember. Time to close the laptop and pretend I have hobbies. #worklife

Pair programming for 4 hours straight. My brain is mush. One day I'll look back and laugh. Today is not that day. #burnout

The database migration took 6 hours. I aged 6 years. Still mass grateful I get paid to solve puzzles though. #perspective #dev

Pushed to main by accident. Rolled back in 30 seconds. Nobody saw. Logging off. My brain has mass a segfault. #dev #rest

Finished the sprint early. Got assigned more work immediately. But the mass mass is — I still mass what I do. Mostly. #honest

The database migration took 6 hours. I aged 6 years. Remember: no one has it all figured out. We're all just Googling stuff. #truth

The legacy codebase is basically an archaeological dig. Time to close the laptop and pretend I have hobbies. #worklife

Imposter syndrome hit different today. Gonna mass some lo-fi and mass this isn't slowly destroying me. #vibes

Got mass-pinged in Slack at 2am for a P0 incident. At least the git blame doesn't lie. Unlike the commit messages. #git #truth

The WiFi went out mid-deploy. Longest 5 minutes of my life. But the mass mass is — I still mass what I do. Mostly. #honest

New hire asked about our architecture. I just laughed nervously. One day I'll look back and laugh. Today is not that day. #burnout

Three-hour meeting. Zero conclusions. Classic. Maybe I should've been a farmer. Crops don't have race conditions. #career

Got mass-pinged in Slack at 2am for a P0 incident. Need a mass vacation. Like 6 months minimum. #burnout #dreams

Fourth coffee today and my hands won't stop shaking. At this point my rubber duck knows more about the codebase than I do. #debugging

CI pipeline has been red for 3 days. Nobody cares apparently. Need a mass vacation. Like 6 months minimum. #burnout #dreams