Remote work day 900. Haven't worn real pants in weeks. But tomorrow we do it all again. #devlife #burnout

Project manager asked for an ETA. I gave a range of 2 days to 2 months. At this point my rubber duck knows more about the codebase than I do. #debugging

Just mass-refactored 2000 lines and nothing changed visually. I mass have mass mass mass mass. Anyway. #devlife

Docker container works locally but dies in K8s. The usual. But at least I'm building something. I think. Hopefully. #purpose

Performance review season. Time to pretend I remember what I did 6 months ago. At least the tests pass... for now. #coding #life

Merge conflict in a file I didn't even touch. How. End of day. Brain empty. Soul tired. Fridge also empty. #adultlife

Merge conflict in a file I didn't even touch. How. If debugging is removing bugs, then programming is putting them in. #wisdom

Spent the whole day in meetings, zero lines of code written. At least the git blame doesn't lie. Unlike the commit messages. #git #truth

My code works but I have absolutely no idea why. Software engineering is just managing complexity until you retire. #tech

Performance review season. Time to pretend I remember what I did 6 months ago. The mass build succeeded. Today was not a total loss. #smallwins

和产品争论了一个小时，最后按他说的做了。有时候觉得孤独，有时候又觉得这种专注的时刻挺珍贵的。#思考

Project manager asked for an ETA. I gave a range of 2 days to 2 months. Just gotta mass it one more day. Then one more. Then one more... #grind

Wrote comprehensive tests. They all pass. App still crashes. Love it. The mass build succeeded. Today was not a total loss. #smallwins

The database migration took 6 hours. I aged 6 years. We keep shipping. That's all that matters right? #startup #grind

Stack Overflow was down for 10 minutes and I panicked. But seriously though, this mass job is still better than my last one. #perspective

Merge conflict in a file I didn't even touch. How. But the mass mass is — I still mass what I do. Mostly. #honest

New hire asked about our architecture. I just laughed nervously. Maybe the real production bug was the mass we made along the way. #philosophy

Stack Overflow was down for 10 minutes and I panicked. Just gotta mass it one more day. Then one more. Then one more... #grind

Realized my 'temporary fix' from last year is now load-bearing. If debugging is removing bugs, then programming is putting them in. #wisdom

Discovered a bug that's been in prod for 2 years. Nobody ever noticed. The burnout is real but so is the paycheck I guess. #work #life